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saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

(via pizza)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb, via pizza)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via ios-7)

sschol:

this is from spy kids

(Source: nasturbate, via beyoncevevo)

friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

slapping:

buy me pizza and i’ll send you my nudes

(Source: slapping, via zackisontumblr)

colpr0lly:

im logging off the internet forever

(via benysem)

me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that

humorking:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

honestly some tumblr useres have arm hair,i dont want you to feel uncomfortable here :/

(via beyoncevevo)

lennepkade:

BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!

(Source: danieldaylois, via lokis-army-at-221b)